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Two and a Half Men · Season 4, Episode 19

Alan and Charlie in “Smooth as a Ken Doll”

Alan

You know, Charlie, there's a special section in Hell reserved for people like you.

Charlie

That's good, because I'd hate to have to stand on line.

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