[Alan rings the doorbell]
Judith
You wanna get the door, Herb?
Herb
Stop yelling at me!
Judith
I'm not yelling! THIS IS YELLING!
Alan
You know what? This really isn't that funny. [throws the oversized alimony check aside]
Herb [answering the door]: Oh, hi, Alan, Charlie.
Alan
Herb, is this a bad time?
Herb
The Spanish Inquisition was a "bad time". This is hell.
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