Charlie
What's the big deal? It's just an alimony check.
Alan
Not an alimony check. This is my final alimony check. Isn't it beautiful?
Charlie
Oh, right! Judith is getting married this weekend!
Alan
Exactly. And you know what that means?
Charlie
You can finally kick in a few bucks around here?
Alan
Good one. No. It means Alan gets new underwear.
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