Alan [to Judith on the phone]: I'll tell him [Charlie] to keep his hands off Myra. And then, I'll tell the rain not to fall, the earth not to spin, and you to STOP NAGGING ME! [hangs up] Oh, boy, I'm gonna pay for that.
Berta
You know what your problem is? Phone cojones.
Alan
Excuse me?
Berta
When you're on the phone with her, you got boulders between your legs. The minute you hang up, you're as smooth as a Ken doll.
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