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Two and a Half Men · Season 4, Episode 18

Charlie, Alan and others in “It Never Rains in Hooterville”

Charlie

Hey, what's your hurry? If she [Kandi] becomes a big TV star while you're still married, she'll have to pay you alimony!

Alan

Yeah. And if pigs start flying out of my rear end, we'll have free bacon for the rest of our lives!

Jake

I don't know that I'd eat that bacon.

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