Alan
[About Jake growing up] Pretty soon there'll be no more playing catch or riding bikes. Do you realize I've never even taken him fishing, or camping, or hunting?
Charlie
Do you know how to fish, or camp, or, hunt?
Alan
No, I thought we would learn together.
Charlie
Oh that sounds good. You and knucklehead out in the woods, taking turns shooting each other in the ass.
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