Charlie
You let some broad talk you into piercing your ear?
Alan
Actually, my ear wasn't her first choice to pierce.
Jake
What else can you pierce?
Alan and Charlie
Nothing.
Jake
Fine. Don't tell me. I'll Google it. [leaves]
Charlie
Don't worry. He can't spell "pierce".
Alan
He can't spell "Google".
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