Judith
Oh, eggnog.
Herb
Honey, we've got a long drive ahead of us. [turns to Alan] We're spending the holidays in San Diego with my parents.
Judith
That's why I need eggnog.
Herb
Hey, I spent Thanksgiving with your parents.
Alan
Oh really, your mom's out of rehab?
Judith
Yes, my mom's out of rehab.
Herb
Actually she kind of jumped the fence.
Alan
Well, the woman's going to be your mother-in-law, you might as well get used to it. [turns to Judith] Remember the time she rode out of Betty Ford on a lawn mower?
[Judith glares at Alan]
Alan
On the plus side, she bakes Toll House cookies with walnuts and Demerol.
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