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Two and a Half Men · Season 4, Episode 10

Charlie and Alan in “Kissing Abraham Lincoln”

[while doing laundry]

Charlie

What will they think of next?

Alan

Yeah, I hear scientists are working on a machine that can cook two pieces of bread at the same time. Shh.

Charlie

Yeah, yeah, yeah, very funny. Now what?

Alan

We wait.

Charlie

How will we know when we're done?

Alan

Don't worry. The machine will call you on your cell phone.

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