Charlie
Why would I hit on Taylor's mom?
Jake
Well, she's kind of pretty, and you'll hit on anything with a pulse.
Charlie
Where'd you get that?
Jake
My mom.
Charlie
Oh. Well...
Jake
And my dad, Berta, Rose, Grandma...
Charlie
OK, OK!
Jake
...the UPS man...
Charlie
All right!
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