Alan
I-- I'm sorry, I'm a little cranky. I-- I haven't slept in two days.
Jake
Why don't you take a pill?
Charlie
He doesn't believe in pills.
Jake
How can you not believe in them? They're on TV all the time!
Alan
Let me tell you something, Jake: Big pharmaceutical companies want you to think you can take a pill for everything. Can't sleep? Take a pill. Can't wake up? Take a pill. Feeling sad? Take a pill. Can't get it up? Take a pill.
Jake
Can't get what up?
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