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S4 E7

Two and a Half Men · Season 4, Episode 7

Charlie and Berta in “Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head”

Charlie

Can we pull over for a minute?

Berta

In this neighborhood in a Mercedes? Sure, if you're partial to car theft and sodomy. Take a left right up here.

Charlie

That's not a road.

Berta

Well, not during rainy season.

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