“Charlie, Alan, I'd like you to meet my...” – Berta, Two and a Half Men ... TV Quotes Database

Charlie, Alan, I'd like you to meet my youngest daughter Naomi. The light of my life. A little angel who swooped down from Heaven and landed on a married man's penis.

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