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Two and a Half Men · Season 4, Episode 4

Charlie and Alan in “A Pot Smoking Monkey”

Charlie

What the hell is this?

Alan

This is Chester. Isn't he cute? [to Chester]: Yes, you are! Yes, you are!

Charlie

He's not staying here, Alan.

Alan

Well, with all due respect, that's what you said about me.

Charlie

It's because no kennel in town would take you!

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