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Two and a Half Men · Season 4, Episode 4

Kandi and Kandi's lawyer in “A Pot Smoking Monkey”

Kandi

Are you sure it doesn't have anything to do with sex?

Kandi's lawyer

Positive.

Kandi

Huh, sure sounds like it. "Subpoenas."

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