Jake
What do I have to do for you?
Charlie
Just promise to be sad at my funeral.
Jake
Do I have to cry?
Charlie
No.
Jake
Will there be food?
Charlie
Yes.
Jake
Can I bring a date?
Charlie
You're just screwing with me now, right?
Jake
How does it feel?
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