[Charlie is in a sperm bank donor room]
Alan
Well, I don't know if this will help, but sometimes when I was married, I used to pretend that I was having sex with a-- a completely different woman.
Charlie
Oh, thanks. The image of you bumping uglies with your ex-wife should really move things along!
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