Jake, Charlie and others in “Arguments for the Quickie”

Oh, yeah, she [Mia] wants us to come see her dance next weekend.

It [the newspaper] says she's performing this weekend.

Oh, I guess she called last weekend.

You're telling me this now?!

Charlie, Charlie, calm down.

How many things does the kid have to handle? Eat, poop, tell me who called!

She said some guy named Will has tickets.

I don't know. She said he'd call.

Will's gonna call?

You mean the tickets are at will call?

I don't know, maybe.

Dear God, he's a doorstop that eats!