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Two and a Half Men · Season 3, Episode 23

Charlie and Jake in “Arguments for the Quickie”

Charlie

Hey, Alan. [to Jake]: Matey.

Jake

I'm not a pirate.

Charlie

You're not a gangsta, either. You're a dorky white kid with a Cub Scout bandana on his head. [takes it off]

Jake

Yo, hate the game, don't hate the playa.

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