Charlie, Alan and others in “And the Plot Moistens”

Forget it, Alan. I only do the après sex chat with people I've just had sex with.

Come on, she's [Kandi] playing Family Feud with her toes!

I don't care if she's playing banjo with her nipples!

But I-- I need to communicate after lovemaking. I-- I need to share.

Well, maybe you should have thought of that before you started boinkin' a girl with the IQ of Tickle Me Elmo!

Fine. [walks away from Charlie toward Berta] Hey, Berta, how's it going?

Back off, Zippy. If you want pillow talk, you gotta spoon me first.