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S3 E21

Two and a Half Men · Season 3, Episode 21

Judith and Alan in “And the Plot Moistens”

Judith

Well, I don't know about his father, but I've tried to share some of my interests with him [Jake].

Alan

Unfortunately, he's a little young to drink in the dark and bitch about men.

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