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S3 E12

Two and a Half Men · Season 3, Episode 12

Alan and Charlie in “That Special Tug”

[the two women Charlie brought home are skinny dipping in the ocean]

Alan

Have you no shame?!

Charlie

Let me think. Nope, just a tug.

Alan

Now that's another thing! My angst is real. I-- I do not appreciate you taking my tug and using it to get in someone's pants.

Charlie

News flash, Alan: they're already out of their pants!

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