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S3 E12

Two and a Half Men · Season 3, Episode 12

Charlie and Alan in “That Special Tug”

[at the movie theater]

Charlie

Alan, you need to be quiet.

Alan

Why? The First Amendment gives me the right to yell "Goobers" in a crowded theater! GOOBERS!

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