Charlie and Dr. Freeman in “That Special Tug”

I don't have a lot of faith in psychiatry as a science. I think some of the drugs you're pushing are interesting, and I'm all for messing around with brain chemistry. I mean, that's how I got through high school. But in my experience, popping pills doesn't relieve social anxiety quite as well as, say, bourbon and Marvin Gaye.

Now I get it. You're desperate, and I'm full of hooey. So in the words of Marvin Gaye, "What's goin' on?"

Everything I say is confidential, right?

Whatever you say stays in this room.

Kind of like Vegas.

Well, except there's no way you're leaving here with more money than when you came in.

Yeah, like Vegas.