Charlie and Alan in “Madame and Her Special Friend”

Charlie

Hey, If you got her [Norma] pregnant, we can get a full page in Ripley's.

Alan

Give it a rest, Charlie.

Charlie

Oh, come on, I've been working on these all morning! Listen to this: "Her first car was a chariot." "She called her first husband Hun, 'cause he was one!" "Her first Christmas was the first Christmas." "Likes to take long walks on the beach after crawling out of the ocean and growing legs." "Her birthstone was lava." And finally, "The Big Bang"! I don't have a joke for that but I know there's something there!