Norma and Alan in “Madame and Her Special Friend”

Are you related to that dreadful Charlie?

My mother says I am, but frankly, I have my doubts I'm related to her.

Well, Alan, uh, there's a little red sports car blocking my driveway. I assume it belongs to one of your brother's "hooers."

One of his what?

Hooers. Ever since he moved in here, it's been one endless parade of hooers.

Oh, whores! Uh, well, in all fairness, most of them don't have the math skills to be whores.