Charlie
Why are you dating a woman who most likely lost her virginity during World War II? And knowing her, probably not to one of our guys.
Alan
OK, first of all, we're not dating. I am escorting her to a charity event. And second of all, her age is irrelevant. The only thing that matters is what inside a person.
Charlie
Yeah, well, the only thing inside her is dust and undigested mastodon meat.
Alan
She isn't that old, Charlie.
Charlie
Oh, come on, I bet she was an eyewitness to the birth of agriculture.
Alan
Stop it!
Charlie
Her high school graduation picture is probably on a cave wall in France.
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