Jake, Charlie and others in “Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop”

Uncle Charlie?

Yeah, buddy.

You know what'd be cool? If you and Rose got married.

Yeah, Charlie, that would be cool! I could be the best man, carry the ring for you and the medication for her. Do pharmacies have bridal registries? Hey, have-- have you guys talked about having kids? Are we gonna hear the pitter-patter of teeny-weeny, crazy-ass feet? [to Jake]: No, he's not gonna marry Rose.

Why not? He's already getting sex from her.

Jake, Jake, the only reason Rose was in my bed is because she was too tired to go home.

Uncle Charlie, I'm an underachiever, not an idiot.