[After Charlie wakes up after a night in bed with Rose]
Charlie
What I need to do is find my passport and head for the border. What you have to do is tell Rose that I was drunk and I'm sorry and there's no need to hunt me down and glue my testicles to my thigh...again!
Berta
I'll tell you right now, you're swabbing on your own nail polish remover this time!
Charlie
That wasn't pleasant for either of us, Berta!
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