Charlie and Evelyn in “We Called It Mr. Pinky”

Are you aware that I'm a misogynist?

Really? I raised you Episcopalian.

This isn't funny! My anger and mistrust towards women starts with you, which wasn't a problem until it spilled over into my sex life.

So, you're blaming Mummy because Little Charlie can't come out and play?

OK, first of all, we don't call it "Little Charlie"!

What do we call it, darling?

We don't call it anything!

Well, when you were a baby, we called it "Mr. Pinky".

I may never have sex again.

Oh, wait a sec, Mr. Pinky was the cat. What did we call your penis?