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Two and a Half Men · Season 3, Episode 5

Charlie and Jake in “We Called It Mr. Pinky”

Charlie

I'm gonna tell you something that'll serve you well for your entire life.

Jake

Like when you're peeing outside, always face downwind?

Charlie

Better. By the way, what the hell were you thinking?

Jake

I was thinking, "Boy, I hope that's really warm rain."

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