Charlie in “We Called It Mr. Pinky”

Say what you want about me, but at least I've never chosen to have women in my life who do nothing but mistreat me.

Berta [walking into the kitchen]: Hey, stud, I don't know what kind of sick, twisted party you had in your bedroom the last couple of days, but I sure as hell ain't cleaning it up! [leaves; Alan stares at Charlie]

That is different. Way different.