Evelyn, Alan and others in “Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark”

Alan, sweetheart, you know I only want the best for you, right?

Uh...

I do! [to Berta and Rose]: I do! [to Alan]: Which is why, when Judith threw you out, I was right there supporting you.

You had other options?

Don't be naïve! I could have sucked up to Judith in order to have more access to my grandson. But, no, I burned that bridge. I said horrible things to her that I can never take back.

And keep in mind, this is a woman who worked the phrase "mousy bitch" into her wedding toast.