Alan
What if he [Jake] comes back? Maybe I should go.
Judith
Or we could, uh, go upstairs and get in bed.
Alan
Bed? Our old bed?
Judith
My new bed.
Alan
What was wrong with the old one?
Judith
Too many memories.
Alan
Of what? You pretending to sleep and me watching Letterman?
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