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Two and a Half Men · Season 3, Episode 3

Alan and Judith in “Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark”

Alan

What if he [Jake] comes back? Maybe I should go.

Judith

Or we could, uh, go upstairs and get in bed.

Alan

Bed? Our old bed?

Judith

My new bed.

Alan

What was wrong with the old one?

Judith

Too many memories.

Alan

Of what? You pretending to sleep and me watching Letterman?

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