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Two and a Half Men · Season 3, Episode 1

Charlie and Jake in “Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts”

Charlie

So, uh, Betsy, maybe we can get the boys together for a little play date sometime.

Jake

I don't want a play date with some stupid kid just so you can have sex with her!

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