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Two and a Half Men · Season 2, Episode 22

Jake and Charlie in “That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother”

Jake

How come it's a secret that dad is on a date?

Charlie

Eh, it's not a secret, it's just never a good idea to tell a woman more than they need to know

Jake

How come?

Charlie

Because we love them and want to protect them. A clueless woman is a happy woman.

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