Alan
The first thousand miles is the break-in period. You're not supposed to go over 65.
Charlie
Well, then go 65.
Alan
The speed limit is 60! You want me to get a ticket?
Charlie
Alan, you're driving an expensive red sports car. If you're not getting tickets and tail you might as well take the bus... which, by the way, just passed us.
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