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Two and a Half Men · Season 2, Episode 22

Alan and Charlie in “That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother”

[Alan just bought a new Porsche, which Charlie is unimpressed with]

Alan

It is not a chick car! The-- the salesman showed me brochures with pictures of men driving it.

Charlie

Alan, if a monkey walked into the dealership, he'd have been shown pictures of monkeys driving it.

Alan

Monkeys can't drive a stick.

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