Charlie, Jamie and others in “A Lungful of Alan”

OK, I'm getting mixed signals here.

This is the signal, Charlie: You can't have this. Not now, not ever. NEVER, NEVER, NEVER!

You know, I didn't make up the "Eckelberry Hound" thing.

But he did spread it around. I-- I was always your friend.

Oh, please. I spent years throwing myself at you, "friend", playing stupid nerd games on my bed with my shirt open, "buddy", hoping and praying that you would kiss me or touch me or at least notice me as a woman, "PAL"!

You knew your shirt was open?

WHO DO YOU THINK OPENED IT?!