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Two and a Half Men · Season 2, Episode 12

Alan and Charlie in “A Lungful of Alan”

Alan

I thought you were going to be busy today.

Charlie

I was. I went to a movie, shot some pool, bought a book, bought a shirt, drank a bucket of coffee, read the book, and then it occurred to me: "Hey! I have a home!"

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