Charlie
Remember how you were a bed wetter until you were 8?
Alan
Yeah?
Charlie
You actually stopped at 6.
Alan
What, what? What did you do? Did you sneak into my room and-- and, and, and, and-- pour warm water on me while I was asleep?
Charlie
Yeah, OK. Let's... say it was water, and let's say I poured it. [Alan ponders this for a moment then gives an aghast expression as he realizes what Charlie means. Charlie doesn't seem to notice.] Well, I feel better, how about you?
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