Jake and Alan in “The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance”

Hey, Dad, when you got arrested for shoplifting, did they take you to jail?

I did not get arrested, and there was no jail.

So I guess you never had to shank a guy to get your props in the yard.

You cracked the parental code on the cable box again, didn't you?

It's "1234." A monkey could crack that.