Alan and Charlie in “The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance”

I-- I feel betrayed and-- and hurt in ways that... I can't even express! And-- and you think we can just dance past that?

I was hoping.

Well, I am sorry, but it is not that easy. Thanks to you, my-- my life has been twisted beyond recognition! I mean, look at me, Charlie! I'm a-- I'm a broke, hopelessly neurotic, middle-aged man who doesn't even know who he is or where he belongs! I have nothing, Charlie. No-- no wife, no home, nothing.

OK. So should I check back with you after lunch?