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S2 E6

Two and a Half Men · Season 2, Episode 6

Charlie in “The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance”

CharlieCharlie Sheen

OK, then. I didn't need a reason to drink tonight, but it's nice to know I've got one.

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