Evelyn
I left a $300 bra in the back seat of your Mercedes, and I want it back.
Charlie
Oh, my. How in heaven's name did that happen, Mother?
Evelyn
Well, if you must know--
Alan
I don't need to know.
Evelyn
Oh, Alan, grow up. [to Charlie]: I sold a $12 million house and I wanted to celebrate.
Charlie
With the Saudi prince?
Evelyn
Don't be ridiculous. He's got nine wives and they're all, like, eleven years old. No, I-- I was with the seller's realtor. Splitting that juicy commission made us both so hot, we barely made it off the front lawn. Now go get Mommy's bra.
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