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Two and a Half Men · Season 2, Episode 4

Evelyn, Charlie and others in “Go Get Mommy's Bra”

Evelyn

I left a $300 bra in the back seat of your Mercedes, and I want it back.

Charlie

Oh, my. How in heaven's name did that happen, Mother?

Evelyn

Well, if you must know--

Alan

I don't need to know.

Evelyn

Oh, Alan, grow up. [to Charlie]: I sold a $12 million house and I wanted to celebrate.

Charlie

With the Saudi prince?

Evelyn

Don't be ridiculous. He's got nine wives and they're all, like, eleven years old. No, I-- I was with the seller's realtor. Splitting that juicy commission made us both so hot, we barely made it off the front lawn. Now go get Mommy's bra.

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