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Two and a Half Men · Season 2, Episode 4

Evelyn, Charlie and others in “Go Get Mommy's Bra”

Evelyn

Charlie, I need to borrow your Mercedes.

Charlie

Well, since you're in a hurry, I'll give you a quick answer: no.

Evelyn

Charlie, please, I'm showing a house in half an hour.

Charlie

What's wrong with that little electric car you bought?

Evelyn

Oh, nothing! Well, it's fine, it's hip, it's what anyone who cares about this planet is driving. But if you're trying to sell real estate to a Saudi oil prince, you can't be driving up in some little toy car with a plug in the bumper.

Alan

Um, you could use my car, Mom.

Evelyn

You see? Now that is how a loving son treats his mother. [to Alan]: Thank you, sweetheart, but I need to look successful.

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