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Two and a Half Men · Season 2, Episode 2

Alan and Charlie in “Enjoy Those Garlic Balls”

Alan

Our pediatrician. My ex-wife is sleeping with our... pediatrician. [breaks the head off the giraffe]

Charlie

I wonder if she gets a lollipop after every visit.

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