Charlie and Alan in “Enjoy Those Garlic Balls”

Hmmm, tequila? Checkbook? Sourpuss? Must be alimony time.

Go away, Charlie.

Boy, you'd think for all that money, she'd at least come over and give you a lap dance.

Leave me alone, Charlie!

In fact, you know what would be really funny? Where it says "memo," write "lap dance." Give her something to explain at tax time.