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Two and a Half Men · Season 2, Episode 1

Charlie and Alan in “Back Off Mary Poppins”

Charlie

I'm just having some friends over to... smoke cigars, sample some fine single-malt Scotch, and, you know, talk.

Alan

I enjoy all those things. But Scotch makes me a little gassy, but I'll take a Beano and I'm good to go.

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