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Two and a Half Men · Season 2, Episode 1

Sean Penn and Charlie in “Back Off Mary Poppins”

Sean Penn

Charlie, when are you gonna stop resenting your brother just for being born?

Charlie

I don't resent him for being born, but he abused the privilege!

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